“Flurry, you want a girlfriend,” Zorro woke me up this morning. I instructed him that I used to be very completely happy dwelling with him and Loba and Aunt Kara and I didn’t want a girlfriend. “Nonsense.” Zorro insisted, “I allow you to to get on a courting web site.”
I used to be not smitten by this, however Zorro didn’t hear. He instructed me I wanted a profile. And so he dictated my profile:
Rich and properly educated Miniature Poodle seeks petite feminine firm for playtime on the park, romantic howls on the moon, mutual grooming and comfortable napping. I’m properly educated and straightforward going.
Reply to Tempest.
“Who’s Tempest?”, I requested. “It’s you,” mentioned Zorro, “We’ll name you Tempest on the profile, Flurry sounds a bit weak.”